Which Make of Truck Are You?

What is your go-to facial hair style?

Handlebar moustache all the way.

A very thin moustache.

Just a goatee.

A long beard.

Where do you typically fall on the political spectrum?

Directly in the middle.

To the left.

Right leaning.

I have no idea.

How does exercise fit into your lifestyle?

My job is constant exercise.

I never exercise.

I eat healthy so I don't worry about exercise much.

I workout almost everyday.

When did you last work outside in the hot sun all day?

Sometime within the last few months.

I have never done that.

I do that almost everyday for work.

I don't even remember.

You're walking in the woods and you see a bear. What is your move?

Pretend I am dead.

Run as fast as I can!

Yell for help.

Try to fight it off.

Which TV show do you flick on for a night at home?

Narcos

Prison Break

Vikings

Depends on which game is on.

Have you ever been fired?

Once

Nope, never.

I've been let go a couple of times.

I have to admit I'm fired frequently.

Do your friends think you're cool?

Hmmm, I'm not really sure.

To be honest, I don't care if they do.

Of course they do!

I hope they do.

What kind of drive do you enjoy for fun?

A cruise through country back roads.

A drive through a busy city.

Off-roading and getting muddy!

Every drive is fun!

Are you type of the person to help your friends move?

Of course! I help out with things like this all the time.

I try not to unless I absolutely have to.

I'll help if they're a close friend.

I'll do it if there's something in it for me.

Which of these conventions would you attend?

A comic convention

A gaming convention

A business convention

A gun convention

What talent would you showcase on stage?

Stand up comedy.

Singing or playing an instrument.

Acting in a play.

Dancing.

What are your thoughts on camping?

I love camping, I go as often as I can.

I'll go with a group of friends.

I don't mind camping but don't go often.

I prefer hunting to camping.

Do you have road rage?

Only in really ridiculous situations.

No, I keep it calm always.

I have a bad case of road rage.

Yes, other people are such bad drivers!

You're taking a short vacation. Which of these spots would you like to visit?

Branson, Missouri

Nashville, Tennessee

Austin, Texas

Las Vegas, Nevada

How do you feel about conspiracy theories?

I think they're ridiculous.

If they are proven, I will believe it.

I believe a lot of conspiracy theories.

It really depends on the context.

On what level do you identify with Chuck Norris?

We have a couple of things in common.

I don't have many things in common with him.

We are the same person.

Who is Chuck Norris?

Would you consider enlisting in the military?

I've considered it, but not seriously.

I would never enlist.

I've enlisted in the military already.

I am seriously considering it.

How do you look wearing a cowboy hat?

A little silly.

I don't know, I've never tried one on.

I look fantastic.

It's a look I could take or leave.

If you had to move to a new country, where would you want to live?

Norway

Australia

Brazil

Ireland

How would you feel about working indoors in an office everyday?

It would have to pay really well.

I prefer an office job.

I would never work indoors.

Maybe temporarily, but not forever.

If your town was under zombie attack, how long would you survive?

Maybe a day.

I'd be one of the first to die.

I could survive for years.

It would depend who I was with.

Do you think you have an 'old school' personality?

Definitely.

I don't think so.

In some ways, but not totally.

I don't have a clue what that even means.

What sports do you watch for fun?

Baseball

Hockey

Football

Basketball

Have you ever been in an accident?

Once

Nope, never.

A couple of times.

I have to admit I'm accident-prone.

How would you describe your current relationship status?

Married.

Actively looking.

Single and keeping things casual.

In a committed relationship.

If you're late for an event, how fast will you drive?

I always stick to the speed limit. If I'm late, I'm late.

I will speed slightly.

Getting places on time is important to me so I will go as fast as I need to go.

I'd rather not say.

How cool would you expect to look if you were driving your dream truck?

Looking cool is not my priority when picking a truck.

I don't expect to look cool at all.

I would look so cool.

I better look cool after spending all that money!

If your kid was having trouble in school, what would you do?

Punish them with chores.

Have a conversation about it.

Hire them a tutor.

Take away their allowance.

What's your lazy Sunday afternoon movie genre?

Action-packed.

Something funny.

Something scary.

An educational documentary.