What the heck is my cat thinking?

Your cat just peed outside of the litter box. What are they telling you?

Can you PLEASE clean the goddam litter tray?

They hate you.

They're being mischievous.

They hate the kitchen tiles.

Your cat's ears are pointed upright. Why?

They've trodden on a piece of Lego.

They're listening to their surroundings.

They're surprised.

They're angry.

Your cat is purring. Why?

They just like the sound.

They're relaxed.

They're about to kill

They're bored.

Your cat's eyes are wide open and they're not blinking. Are they malfunctioning?

No. But they're anxious.

Yes. Send them back to the factory.

Yes. They've forgotten how to blink.

`They're just trying to creep you out.

My cat walks with its tail in the air. What does this mean?

They're confident.

They have a leaf stuck in their fur.

They just want to show you their butthole.

They about to attack.

You cat is staring out the window and making a totally weird chattering noise. What are they thinking?

Heck, it's cold out there.

I'm terrified of that potato chip packet drifting in the breeze.

They're excited, perhaps slightly aggravated.

They're just trying to freak you out.

Your cat has gone rigid with their tail stuck out straight and stiff. What's wrong?

They're just stretching. Nothing to worry about.

They're concentrating.

They're angry.

They want food.

Your cat is twitching their tail. Why?

They're excited and concentrating on something.

They have a tick.

They're trying not to fall over.

They want feeding.

You're playing with your cat and they lightly bite you. What are they telling you.

Keep going! I'm loving it.

They've had enough.

They're hungry.

They want to sink their teeth into your flesh.

My cat always orients their body away from me. Why?

They're showing off their beautiful coat.

They're shy or uncertain.

They're just comfortable.

They want food.

Your cat appears to want a staring contest. What shouldn't you do?

Ignore them.

Stare back.

Give them food.

Roll around on the floor with them.

Your cat's sitting in another room alone. What are they telling you?

They want to be alone.

They're lost.

They're depressed.

They hate you.

Your cat just brought in a slightly mutilated dead bird. What are they telling you?

They're marking you as one of the tribe.

They're actually psychotic. Watch where you fall asleep.

They're hungry.

They want your attention.

Your cat is kneading into your lap or chest. Why????!

They're body shaming you by suggesting you need to lose some weight!

They're just trying to annoy you.

They're trying to wreck your horrible loungewear.

They're trying to encourage you to produce milk!

Your cat is hissing and spitting. What do they want?

They want feeding.

They want to be left alone.

They're performing a ritual dance.

They need water.

Your cat is meowing. What are they doing?

They're just saying hi.

They're trying to learn English.

They're mimicking you.

They want food.

Your cat is lying down with their paws tucked neatly beneath them. Why?

They don't want you to stand on their paws.

They're happy.

They're like the stretch.

They're pretending to be asleep.

Your cat is pacing. Why?

They're frustrated.

They just want a little walk.

They feel happy.

They're confused.

Your cat is wagging its tail at you. What are they telling you?

They're happy.

They want food.

They're listening to you.

They're warning you.

Your cat has been staring at you for, like, an hour. What on earth are they doing?

They're waiting for you to sleep so they can pounce.

They want your attention.

They just love to look at you.

They're sparring for a fight.

Your cat's ears are twitching. What are they doing?

They feel like someone's talking about them.

They're agitated.

They have fleas.

They're having a spasm.

Your cat is scratching the furniture. Why?

They're giving themselves a little manicure.

They hate your taste in furniture.

They want to go outside.

They're just want to annoy you.

Kitty seems to prefer drinking from a dripping faucet even though you put out clean water for them. Why?

They're being a douchebag.

They prefer running water.

They're trying to freak you out.

They can't stand the sound of dripping.

Your cat is rolling around on the floor. What's wrong with them.

Nothing. They feel safe around you.

They're having a seizure.

They're laughing at you.

They have something nasty on their fur and trying to rub it off on your carpet.

You get home and your cat ran off. Why aren't they happy to see you?

They are. You just startled them.

They hate you.

They're pissed that you're back at home and gonna sit in their favorite chair.

They don't like how you smell.

My cat is sitting in a teeny tiny box. What the heck is wrong with it?

It makes them feel safe and secure.

They're a little cray cray.

They're hoping you take a photo and stick it on the internet for all to see.

They're scared.

Your cat is lying on their back with their legs in the air. It's OK to pet their stomach, right?

Some cats are OK with this.

There's not a cat in the world who wants their stomach petted.

All cats want you to pet their stomach.

It's an invitation to bite you.

What is your cat trying to tell you when they rub their head on your legs?

That you've trodden in something unpleasant.

They're saying hi and showing affection.

They're marking their territory.

They have an itchy head.

Your cat is slowly blinking at you. What the heck is that all about?

They're telling you they love you.

They're just being purposely weird to freak you out.

They have something in their eye.

They're getting ready to eat you.

Your cat is licking their butthole in front of your guests. What on earth are they doing?

They're showing off.

They're just grooming.

They're commenting on the meal you've cooked.

They hate your guests.

Why does your cat always climb on top of the wardrobe?

They like being high up. They feel safe.

They don't want to be close to you.

They really don't want you to touch them.

They want to play.

Your cat appears to be going bezerk in another room, bolting around the house. What are they doing?

They're going crazy.

They're terrified.

They want attention.

They're burning off energy.

Your cat just knocked a pot off the table and just watched it fall. Why?

They hate you.

They think you have no taste.

They think the house stinks.

They're just curious.

You're typing an important email and kitty comes and plonks themselves down on the keyboard. What do they want?

They want to be an asshole.

They want your attention.

They want you to get fired.

They want to screw up your email.

Your cat is licking you. Why?

They want to eat you.

They're looking for something to eat.

They love you.

They think you taste good.

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What the heck is my cat thinking?

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Your cat just peed outside of the litter box. What are they telling you?

Your cat's ears are pointed upright. Why?

Your cat is purring. Why?

Your cat's eyes are wide open and they're not blinking. Are they malfunctioning?

My cat walks with its tail in the air. What does this mean?

You cat is staring out the window and making a totally weird chattering noise. What are they thinking?

Your cat has gone rigid with their tail stuck out straight and stiff. What's wrong?

Your cat is twitching their tail. Why?

You're playing with your cat and they lightly bite you. What are they telling you.

My cat always orients their body away from me. Why?

Your cat appears to want a staring contest. What shouldn't you do?

Your cat's sitting in another room alone. What are they telling you?

Your cat just brought in a slightly mutilated dead bird. What are they telling you?

Your cat is kneading into your lap or chest. Why????!

Your cat is hissing and spitting. What do they want?

Your cat is meowing. What are they doing?

Your cat is lying down with their paws tucked neatly beneath them. Why?

Your cat is pacing. Why?

Your cat is wagging its tail at you. What are they telling you?

Your cat has been staring at you for, like, an hour. What on earth are they doing?

Your cat's ears are twitching. What are they doing?

Your cat is scratching the furniture. Why?

Kitty seems to prefer drinking from a dripping faucet even though you put out clean water for them. Why?

Your cat is rolling around on the floor. What's wrong with them.

You get home and your cat ran off. Why aren't they happy to see you?

My cat is sitting in a teeny tiny box. What the heck is wrong with it?

Your cat is lying on their back with their legs in the air. It's OK to pet their stomach, right?

What is your cat trying to tell you when they rub their head on your legs?

Your cat is slowly blinking at you. What the heck is that all about?

Your cat is licking their butthole in front of your guests. What on earth are they doing?

Why does your cat always climb on top of the wardrobe?

Your cat appears to be going bezerk in another room, bolting around the house. What are they doing?

Your cat just knocked a pot off the table and just watched it fall. Why?

You're typing an important email and kitty comes and plonks themselves down on the keyboard. What do they want?

Your cat is licking you. Why?

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